One humid summer day at home you see the most ugly creature you have ever seen.Their name is karene, and every move she makes just turns you on more and more.You nudge your best friend laalaa and say, "Wow, that has to be the most fat body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so clumsy, and was wondering if you'd like to go to gym with me and lose weight?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "go and die please" and go with them. When you finally get to gym, she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a hammer hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: karene is the love you've been waiting your whole life for.she will ask you out in 100 days or less, but only if you send this page to at least 10 people within the next few minutes.The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 100 years!".
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