The Dream

One pathetic summer day at the hollow of a small tree you see the most runty creature you have ever seen.Their name is Alon, and every move he makes just turns you on more and more.You nudge your best friend Rasputan and say, "Wow, that has to be the most gorgeous body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so pleasureable, and was wondering if you'd like to go to the beach with me and have sex?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "Oh god, Yes!" and go with them. When you finally get to the beach, he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a pineapple tumor hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: Alon is the love you've been waiting your whole life for.he will ask you out in 3 days or less, but only if you send this page to at least 10 people within the next few minutes.The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 3 years!".

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