One Pissed summer day at Fuck Face Island you see the most Cocked creature you have ever seen.Their name is Arse Hole, and every move he makes just turns you on more and more.You nudge your best friend Dick and say, "Wow, that has to be the most Shitty body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so Bollocksy, and was wondering if you'd like to go to Twat Store with me and Shag single sluts and shoot up in an alley wasy whilst drinking ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "Okay... Fuck you Dick. I'm going off to play around with this man and give him a blowjob. Wait... Let me shag you first before the prostitutes and you must wera a strawberry condom" and go with them. When you finally get to Twat Store, he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a shop roof hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: Arse Hole is the love you've been waiting your whole life for.he will ask you out in 99 days or less, but only if you send this page to at least 10 people within the next few minutes.The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 99 years!".
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