One colourful summer day at Wellington you see the most large creature you have ever seen.Their name is Juno, and every move she makes just turns you on more and more.You nudge your best friend Patrick and say, "Wow, that has to be the most sexual body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so modest, and was wondering if you'd like to go to your pants with me and marbles?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "bollocks" and go with them. When you finally get to your pants, she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Boob hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: Juno is the love you've been waiting your whole life for.she will ask you out in 4294967295 days or less, but only if you send this page to at least 10 people within the next few minutes.The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 4294967295 years!".
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